(March 21 - April 19)
You have been planting seeds all over the place, and you sense that you are about to have a deluge on your hands. Before you regret something you have started, fill the energy drains with what you know is worth your time.

(April 20 – May 20)
Right about now you may be wishing you hadn't given up your day job to pursue the starving artist dream, but the good news is that your day job never sleeps. It will be there if you need to sleep on it.

(May 21 – June 20)
You've been behaving like a bit of a monk for some months now. No sex never killed anybody, but it's a helluva way to live...Take off those sweatpants and burn all your elastic waistbands. Gemini is no shrinking violet, so it's about time you get picked.

(June 21 – July 22)
You are not safe in the presence of chocolate. Banish it or donate it to the hungry. Whatever you do, don't substitute white for dark. It all ends up in the same place.

(July 23 – August 22)
Don't look now, but someone is checking you out. Ok, go ahead and look. May as well wink while you're at it.

(August 23 – September 22)
You are usually the type to be working diligently behind-the-scenes, but at this stage in your career, you have to come in swinging. "If you want an audience, start a fight," goes a Gaelic proverb. The curtain is about to go up, and you are the star.

(September 23 – October 22)
There's no time to worry about how complicated your own life is; it seems all those around you are dealing with some storm or another. You can't be everywhere at once or all things to all people, so do what you can do, but leave the rest to the big picture.

(October 23 – November 21)
Peter York said, "Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world." If this metaphor is true, then you are the pickle, bordering somewhere between condiment and sustenance. Don't wish you were the beef, just make sure they can swing their hips to you.

(November 22 – December 21)
Normally the harder to get someone plays, the harder you chase. Sagittarius loves a challenge, and you find it hard to believe he or she doesn't see something in you. This week someone will be completely accessible. Do you run or say hello?

(December 22 – January 19)
You are a hardy creature, able to survive in even the most inhospitable environments, but your resolution for 2009 should be to put down some soft carpet or silk sheets. This could mean redecorating, or a new relationship to warm your way.

(January 20 – February 18)
These days it seems like remote and distant possibilities are lurking just around the corner. You are not exactly in a position to worry about the come what may though, so just sit yourself down in ignorant bliss and be happy-go-lucky.

(February 19 – March 20)
If you ever feel like you're both coming and going, it's because you are. Pisces is symbolized by two fish swimming in opposite directions. As a result, you may feel like you're getting nowhere, but the truth is you are going places no one else can go.