Heather's Horoscope
Aries Aries

(March 21 - April 19)
A long and winding road has hit a dead end. You don't need to turn back, but you do need to turn into a vast wilderness of possibility. The road ahead is not a road; you will need to forge your own path. Watch out for thorns, but don't be afraid of getting hurt.


Taurus Taurus

(April 20 – May 20)
Taurus is still sour over something careless someone else did. Instead of stewing about it, take heart in the fact that you would never do the same. Let all things past go into the past. If you're still bitter when dust settles, it's time to dust.


Gemini Gemini

(May 21 – June 20)
You are keeping a secret and have no intention of spilling it. The thing is, when Gemini stops talking, people know something's up. By the time you're ready to spill the beans, someone will have news for you: They already knew!


Cancer Cancer

(June 21 – July 22)
Supermodel Ruslana Korshunova wrote a series of heartbroken Internet messages about love in the weeks before she leapt nine floors to her death. You are by no means about to do anything so tragic, but as dramatic. Channel your yearnings into art.


Leo Leo

(July 23 – August 22)
The dog days of summer are in full swing, and you are wishing someone else could do your hunting while you yawn in the shade. Luckily your next dinner will saunter by and all you have to do is reach for it.


Virgo Virgo

(August 23 – September 22)
Time to take flight. Soon you will be landing in a place where you can tie loose ends and make preparations for an even greater journey. These days are mere stepping stones, and the best is yet to be.


Libra Libra

(September 23 – October 22)
Lately you have felt like your life is one big dream that you can't remember. Life is not passing you by, but you may need to start writing things down. Not only will this put things into perspective, but a pattern may emerge that makes it all make sense.


Scorpio Scorpio

(October 23 – November 21)
You have made big changes, but most of them are on the surface. On the inside you're still grappling with the same things that required you to make your moves in the first place. Inner peace will come next, but first you need to sit still.


Sagittarius Sagittarius

(November 22 – December 21)
You always believed that you'd be carefree forever, be damned the consequences. Lately you've been feeling anything but free, but have forgotten to resent it. This could signal a shift into new heights of maturity you didn't think you were capable of. Care away.


Capricorn Capricorn

(December 22 – January 19)
Smooth sailing is yours. Your biggest problem this week is that you need new underwear. You've got money burning a hole in your pocket, so make the purchase before people notice the hole in your pants.


Aquarius Aquarius

(January 20 – February 18)
Unlike the frog who didn't realize that the water in its pot was starting to boil, you sensed the shift and hopped ship before it was too late. Blaze a new trail where you won't be dinner in a French restaurant.


Pisces Pisces

(February 19 – March 20)
For his latest album Life On Mars, David Bowie explains he selected songs that he never seems to tire of. Your own life on Mars has been prolific enough that you too can pick and choose from a number of gems that still light your fire. Time to take stock of your hits.