How To Wow A Woman At The Horse Races

Girls like guys that are fun. It’s a fact. Even ugly men with bad breath and pimples can get second dates, if they’re funny. And being a ‘fun guy’ isn’t hard, for most fellows it just takes the right frame of mind and some stimulating activity inside the proper surroundings.

Consider the horse races; those big buildings under the bright lights at the edge of town could be fun, and they’re definitely a place where ANYONE can be funny. That place is more than just local scenery - it’s an exciting part of our cultural heritage, and a great sporting arena. It’s a place where date designers can create lasting memories.

Here’s my recipe for romance at the racetrack:

Single guys with no imagination seldom conceive of taking their dates to the racetrack, and that’s the number one reason why it’s such a fresh idea. Horse racing venues are massive and therefore not crowded with other single people judging you or your lady (or worse, trying to meet her). Nobody cares what you look like here, which is also liberating. But don’t go unprepared, for it’s still possible to look like an absolute fool.

Relax with a Racing Program:

Buy two programs, and use one. Rest your arm on the back of her chair as you go to work narrating each race – here’s your chance to be funny. Take one of those little pencils and highlight the digits as you go along. The text becomes a record of the evening’s adventure so be sure and write your bets and mark which horse won etc.

The racetrack program is a storybook. It’s your job to present this logbook of data as an exciting diary in which all the details of all the characters (the horses and their drivers) are chronicled.