I mean, come on, people, what are you thinking? The birthday party IS the gift for the guests, and the birthday girl or boy is the only one who should be opening presents. There is cake, games to play, a fun time to be had by all, and a goodie bag to take home is a lucky bonus. Did I miss a memo or something?

Are parents trying to one up each other with the birthday parties? Do our kids have so much control over their parents that they get whatever they ask for? Are we really this indulgent of our children? I'd say it's all of the above.

Whatever the reason, I would like to appeal to any parent who feels they must do this at their child's next birthday party to ask that you resist the temptation. Stand your ground. Do not give into this ridiculousness. STOP THE MADNESS!

We are the parents, remember? My daughter's birthday is next week, and we are doing a little crafty project during the party. That's what the kids get to take home. I bought no bags, no candy, no plastic toys, nothing. And even at this, I'm going to end up spending about $250 for this small bash after I buy cake, ice cream, food for the kids and adults, drinks for everyone (including the adults), the materials for the craft, the invitations, well, you get the point.

Our kids, for the most part, have more things than they can even put to use. Raising a generation of spoiled and indulged kids is not doing anyone any favors, most importantly the kids. My vote for the best party favor is the favor of teaching our kids to not expect the royal treatment wherever they go.